Hello, fellow sacks of shit. It is I, the seal.
This site is evidently as close to dead as possible. I happen to not give a shit. I'm gonna keep making shitty blog posts! You can't fucking stop me!
I want you all to know; that little fanfic review was a taste of what is to come. I now officially announce that I am kind of back. Yippee.
Anyway, I'm gonna fix this shitty blog up a little and stuff. I hope you guys enjoy this semi-unretirement (is that what you call it?).
Also, I may delete and repost my old Sweet Apple Faggotry one, because it keeps getting traffic from Know Your Fucking Cancer. Fuck you.