Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Fanfiction Review: Cheerilee's Garden

Hey faggots, it's the seal here.

This fanfiction was written by Sunshine the Pony on

Read on at your own risk.

WARNING: The following fic contains, Sadism, Blood and Gore, and a lot of violence.

Friday, 27 March 2015

Wednesday, 14 January 2015

Fanfiction Review: Sweet Apple Massacre (reuploaded)

This is not a new review, don't get your hopes up.

This was deleted literally a few seconds ago, because I don't want fucking traffic from Know Your Cancer.

Re-read and re-enjoy.


I'm sorry guys. I'm so sorry. Loyal readers of this blog, I am so fucking sorry. In my time, I found this fanfiction. When I first saw it, I was like "Ha, how bad could it be?" The answer: bad. Really bad. This is worse than Cupcakes. Yes, I found its official replacement as worse fanfiction. Anyway, we will begin.

WARNING: The following fic contains Rape, Sadism, Blood and Gore, Feces and Urine. In other words, Rape, Violence, Guts, Shit and Piss. Please, DO NOT ENJOY.

Budstikken (The Message)

Hello, fellow sacks of shit. It is I, the seal.

This site is evidently as close to dead as possible. I happen to not give a shit. I'm gonna keep making shitty blog posts! You can't fucking stop me!

I want you all to know; that little fanfic review was a taste of what is to come. I now officially announce that I am kind of back. Yippee.

Anyway, I'm gonna fix this shitty blog up a little and stuff. I hope you guys enjoy this semi-unretirement (is that what you call it?).

Also, I may delete and repost my old Sweet Apple Faggotry one, because it keeps getting traffic from Know Your Fucking Cancer. Fuck you.


Sunday, 11 January 2015

Fanfiction Review: My Disco

Hey there fellow bags of meat.

It is I, the seal. harpseal2. Huge fucking faggot. Yeah, I know.

It's been a real long time, y'know. Three fuckin' years since I posted my final fucking fanfic review.

A lot has happened in those three years, man.

1) I learnt to play guitar, and now I'm better than Eric Clapton (who sucks shit).
2) I started an account on FimFiction, and I have been continuing to write uninspired drivel on that autistic fuckhole.
3) ...nothing else really.

Well, I decided to come out of the closet fanfic review retirement, and I'm reviewing one last fic. Yes, people, this is my last shot.

Today, we are reviewing My Disco, by famed Fimfic author...


This is my favourite fic that I wrote.

Warning!: Contains gore, violence, copious amounts of unpleasant language, and all around icky poo-poo-ness.

Continue on from the page break!