Thursday, 29 March 2012

R.I.P Edward Gould (28 October 1988 – 25 March 2012)

Let me get this straight: I was never a massive fan of Eddsworld. However, it was quite amusing at times, and the animation was wonderful for an animated web series. This guy inspired millions of people. He even inspired my good friend, That Lakinson Guy to start his own series of comics and, hopefully, animated shorts, which I'm doing a little bit of voice work in. Edd has the right to go down in history as an inspirational young man, and nothing less.

He had been battling Leukaemia for 6 years, slowly killing the poor guy. Then, on the fateful day that I formerly called 'The day that signals 1 month until Deuce's new album comes out', the cancer finally got the poor bastard. It's devastating. Eddsworld won't be the same without Edd.

Now, of course, stupid faggots will be like LOL HARPSEAL IS A FAGGOT FOR JUMPING ON DA BANDWAGON LOL FAIL FAGGOT.

First off: I'm bisexual. So fuck you.

Second: Death is absolutely devastating to me. Sure, I read and review fanfiction that includes A LOT of death and gore. But that's all fake. Cupcakes is fake. Sweet Apple Massacre is fake. A Party to Die For is fake. We're talking about a real person here. Hell, I hate RubberFruit, but I'd make a blog post like this about him if he just dropped dead. It's respect. It's sad, and devastating for the families of the victims, especially with cancer. The families would want SOME comfort, you know.

Edd was an inspirational young man, and nothing less. I hope there's lots of Cola for you in Heaven.

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Quick Update!

Ok, so. I'm having a break. No fanfiction review this week. I've been reviewing some long ones lately, and the next one is LONG long. So yeah, cya in the next 2 weeks!

Fanfiction Review: My Little Dashie

Hey hey hey, guys! How's it going? harpy's back in the house! We have a fanfiction today that, as a matter of fact, DOESN'T suck! *gasps from the crowd!*

This is by the author ROBCakeran53 on deviantART, who has another fanfiction that DOES suck, but moving on!

[WARNING: This fanfiction is sad. Bring the tissues. *sniffle*]




Monday, 19 March 2012

UPDATES ONCE MORE

Heya guys, I wanted you to know that I'm going to update a lot more often. Every Saturday/Sunday/Monday/whatever the fucking day is, I'll be posting a fanfiction review. It will be Sunday, Queensland Time.

Also, current fanfiction line-up:

My Little Dashie
A relatively unknown Pokémon story (guess what Pokémon is in it?)
And a Hotsauce fic of my choice

And please, send me fanfiction. Preferably pony-related, and not already reviewed.

Anyway, have fun, until next time I post!

Sunday, 18 March 2012

FanFiction Review: 3rd Gear Scootabuse

Hiya guys! It's your lad harpseal2! And he's back with another horrible fanfiction! Isn't this fun? 

On a side note, you guys really want me to do that Audio fanfiction review thing! I don't know if that's a good thing or bad. But anyway, let us begin. This is a sequel to '2nd Gear Scootabuse'. As such, it is by the same author as the other, Orangelinedevil.

[WARNING: This fanfiction contains Child Abuse, Scootabuse, blood and gore, and violence]

Friday, 9 March 2012

FanFiction Review: Fluttershy the Necrofillyphile

Hey hey hey, guess who's writing up a fanfiction review? harpseal! I know I said the next one was 3rd Gear Scootabuse, but I took one look at this piece of shit, kudos to FamusJamus for sending this to me, and I said, HAHA, IT'S PERFECT!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Anyway, I literally JUST saw the comment Famus sent to me with this shit in it, but this one sounds like fun (in a masochistic, satanic ritual way).

WARNING: This fic contains Necrophilia, Pedophilia and rape (if you can rape a dead body somehow).

Friday, 2 March 2012

Updates II

Guys, if you are planning to send me fanfiction, then make sure it's really fucked up.
just a reminder