Wednesday, 15 August 2012

An important message.

Hey guys, it's harpseal2 again. Just to let you guys know something. I've been inactive for months, thinking about, amongst many other things, the fate of this blog. I've come to a conclusion. It pains me to say it, but:

No more fanfiction reviews.

This is probably devastating for most of you. I've decided against continuing fanfiction reviews. There are many reasons why. These are the main ones

1. I've lost almost all interest in My Little Pony. I would almost say I hate the show, and even when I liked the show, I hated most bronies. The only ones I could stand were you guys, the Tumblr artist brigade and the Ponibooru crew. Ponibooru, as you probably know, is dead. The Tumblr brigade is still there, and I'm still on Tumblr. And then there's you guys. I can't really communicate with you, can I? When I post a review every few months. Anyway, sorry, I hate MLP and most Bronies.

2. I've lost all interest in fanfictions, let alone reviewing them. Self-explanatory. Also, they are hard work, and I have a lot of better things to do.

3. I've gotten into gaming and I will post commentaries on my YouTube account. Also self-explanatory. Here's my YouTube. 

Anyway, I'm terribly sorry to all of you that loved my fanfiction reviews, but I'll post here from time to time. I think I'll post rants and links to my new YT videos here.

If you still want to chat with me, add me on Steam

Steam Name: harpseal2.

Current Nickname: ☭☣HAЯP$EДL2™☣☭

Anyway, cya guys.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Hiatus and shit

I've lost the will to do fanfiction reviews for a while. Sorry, I do a lot of them. Also, new update schedule for when I do come back. It will be the same time, every 2 weeks. So yeah. Also, I'm will mention this right now; NO MORE LONG FANFICTIONS. If I find a good long fanfiction, then so be it. I'll review it. Otherwise, I would prefer it if you sent me shorter fanfictions. And also, they have to be messed up. Ones that make you scream, cry, masturbate while screaming and crying and whatnot. I don't want a fanfic of Big Mac and Rarity having sex. That's normal. I want one where Big Mac rapes Rarity into a cum-filled balloon, and then makes her explode. I need fucked-up ones.

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Fanfiction Audio Reviews

Ok, I've decided, for the better of all of us, that I don't review fanfictions on YouTube. However, I may actually still do them.

You see, I chat with a lot of people on Steam. And I just came up with a wonderful idea; someone else reads it out, and I comment on it. It opens a world of possibilities.

When I first brainstormed it, I was going to do everything. Read, comment, and the like. It wasn't gonna work out. It would be shit. Imagine it.

Anyway, I'm not doing it any time soon. I might do one, give you guys a taste. If you like it; great! If you don't; tell me why, and I'll improve for next time!

Anyway, cya guys!

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Fanfiction Review: Sorry

Yeah, I guess I completely forgot about this review, but I'm not actually going to review that fanfic.

Reason being: It's just a normal fap-fic. It's fucking long, yes, but all in all, it's still only a fap-fiction. What I'm basically saying is that it's not fucked-up enough to be a candidate on this blog.

Now that would have put you in the dumps. Well, to let you know, I'm about to start making a GMod video. So lurk my YouTube channel for a few days, and it should be out soon enough.

By the way, this is now the official song of harpseal2's blog:

Thursday, 29 March 2012

R.I.P Edward Gould (28 October 1988 – 25 March 2012)

Let me get this straight: I was never a massive fan of Eddsworld. However, it was quite amusing at times, and the animation was wonderful for an animated web series. This guy inspired millions of people. He even inspired my good friend, That Lakinson Guy to start his own series of comics and, hopefully, animated shorts, which I'm doing a little bit of voice work in. Edd has the right to go down in history as an inspirational young man, and nothing less.

He had been battling Leukaemia for 6 years, slowly killing the poor guy. Then, on the fateful day that I formerly called 'The day that signals 1 month until Deuce's new album comes out', the cancer finally got the poor bastard. It's devastating. Eddsworld won't be the same without Edd.


First off: I'm bisexual. So fuck you.

Second: Death is absolutely devastating to me. Sure, I read and review fanfiction that includes A LOT of death and gore. But that's all fake. Cupcakes is fake. Sweet Apple Massacre is fake. A Party to Die For is fake. We're talking about a real person here. Hell, I hate RubberFruit, but I'd make a blog post like this about him if he just dropped dead. It's respect. It's sad, and devastating for the families of the victims, especially with cancer. The families would want SOME comfort, you know.

Edd was an inspirational young man, and nothing less. I hope there's lots of Cola for you in Heaven.

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Quick Update!

Ok, so. I'm having a break. No fanfiction review this week. I've been reviewing some long ones lately, and the next one is LONG long. So yeah, cya in the next 2 weeks!

Fanfiction Review: My Little Dashie

Hey hey hey, guys! How's it going? harpy's back in the house! We have a fanfiction today that, as a matter of fact, DOESN'T suck! *gasps from the crowd!*

This is by the author ROBCakeran53 on deviantART, who has another fanfiction that DOES suck, but moving on!

[WARNING: This fanfiction is sad. Bring the tissues. *sniffle*]

Monday, 19 March 2012


Heya guys, I wanted you to know that I'm going to update a lot more often. Every Saturday/Sunday/Monday/whatever the fucking day is, I'll be posting a fanfiction review. It will be Sunday, Queensland Time.

Also, current fanfiction line-up:

My Little Dashie
A relatively unknown Pokémon story (guess what Pokémon is in it?)
And a Hotsauce fic of my choice

And please, send me fanfiction. Preferably pony-related, and not already reviewed.

Anyway, have fun, until next time I post!

Sunday, 18 March 2012

FanFiction Review: 3rd Gear Scootabuse

Hiya guys! It's your lad harpseal2! And he's back with another horrible fanfiction! Isn't this fun? 

On a side note, you guys really want me to do that Audio fanfiction review thing! I don't know if that's a good thing or bad. But anyway, let us begin. This is a sequel to '2nd Gear Scootabuse'. As such, it is by the same author as the other, Orangelinedevil.

[WARNING: This fanfiction contains Child Abuse, Scootabuse, blood and gore, and violence]

Friday, 9 March 2012

FanFiction Review: Fluttershy the Necrofillyphile

Hey hey hey, guess who's writing up a fanfiction review? harpseal! I know I said the next one was 3rd Gear Scootabuse, but I took one look at this piece of shit, kudos to FamusJamus for sending this to me, and I said, HAHA, IT'S PERFECT!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Anyway, I literally JUST saw the comment Famus sent to me with this shit in it, but this one sounds like fun (in a masochistic, satanic ritual way).

WARNING: This fic contains Necrophilia, Pedophilia and rape (if you can rape a dead body somehow).

Friday, 2 March 2012

Updates II

Guys, if you are planning to send me fanfiction, then make sure it's really fucked up.
just a reminder

Friday, 17 February 2012

Friendship is Magic!

Hey, harpseal here. Just a little update.

Next story is the sequel to 2nd Gear Scootabuse, and it's called (rather originally) 3rd Gear Scootabuse.

Also, if you have a Steam account, please, don't send me a friend request! I don't want my friends list to be full of people that know my blog and that's it.

Anyway, that's all for now, bai bai!

Saturday, 11 February 2012

FanFiction Review: Grand Ponyville Picnic

Hey guys. I haven't reviewed a fic in ages. So, with further ado, I will present the fanfiction.

This fanfiction was sent to me by a fellow named Gabriel Morgan, and it was written by AppleDoom.

So, anyway, I have a YouTube account, called harpseal02. I have fucktons of videos and I was wondering; should I read and review fanfictions, like on this account? Lemme know in the comments, and on the poll.

Anyway, without further ado, I present to you, The Grand Ponyville Picnic

[WARNING-This fanfiction contains rape, gore, violence and other nasty shit. Read at your own risk]

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Happy belated new year!

It's new, and it's belated!

Anyway, I now have 2 tumblr's. I only have 1 Tumblr now. Go check it out! Worst part of being a Brony. My personal art blog. My tumblr.