Saturday, 11 June 2011

FanFiction Review: Scootaloo's love for pain

Hello, it's harpseal2 here, back with another bad fanfic. Nowhere near as bad as the previous but, whatever. This one is called "Scootaloo's love for pain." Un-enjoy.

[WARNING] This story contains Sadism/Masochism, Sexual acts against minors, Watersports, and Scat. In other words, Hurting the fuck out of people, Pedophilia, and Shit.
 
Scootaloo’s Love for Pain -- By MisterNonymous
-Inspired by 0r0ch1’s picture of Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash-
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Scootaloo x Rainbow Dash
Scat, Watersports, S&M, Fillyfoolery
Scootaloo woke up that morning with an gleeful expression on her face -- It was her day off from school and she had planned for this the whole week.
She quickly ate breakfast, and trotted out to the beach. When she got there she proceeded to collect a few crabs with a bugnet she had borrowed from Fluttershy, shook them around for a while and then put the crabs down. She sat on them.
“Yieeeek!” She squealed in delight as the crabs pinched her rump fiercely, refusing to let go of her plump but tiny ass as her wings started to unfurl themselves.



Rainbow Dash!

So, anyway, let me introduce the characters

Scootaloo: She's the minor depicted in the sexual acts.













Anyways, moving on.

Rainbow Dash was doing her daily patrol of the areas surrounding Ponyville to make sure that nopony harmed themselves without being able to get help. She heard a faint yelp from far away and hurried to where she had heard the sound originate.
Kids, this is why we have Dead By Sunrise. To listen to while reading this shit.

“Mmnhaah~!” Scootaloo was starting to pant heavilly from the pinches as she rubbed herself between her hind legs frantically.
“Scootaloo! Are you okay?” Scootaloo stood up clumsilly too quickly and stumbled forward from being startled, her now-red bottom raised upwards with a few crabs still pinching at it.  “What are you doing?” Rainbow Dash landed beside Scootaloo as she looked over the situation. She had seen Scootaloo sit down from behind, but she had made unnatural squeals and whimpering, so she must have been in pain. Scootaloo, still panting, tried to shift herself so that Rainbow Dash would not see her rear, but it was too late.
“Why are there crabs pinching you... and why are you wet--” Rainbow Dash started, but realized quickly what was going on. “Oh! Uh, Sorry Scoots, I just thought you were in danger and I thought I-” She was interrupted by Scootaloo.
“Rainbow Dash? Can you promise not to tell anyone about this?”
“Sure,” Dash answered “But why would you do this in the first place anyways?”
“I... well, I... Yeep!” Scootaloo was again pinched by one of the crabs, but this time it had gone for her netherlips, and she came right then.
Fanfictions like this turned me christian.

Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash were making their way to Dash’s cloud home, after having had a short discussion why Scootaloo liked pain so much.
“I still can’t believe you just didn’t laugh at me like I was crazy, Rainbow Dash.” Dash chuckled.
“Kid, I know a bunch of more weird stuff than just enjoying a bit of pain. Take Pinkie Pie for example, she enjoys her sweets so much she bakes herself private cakes by mixing the ingredients into her Enema.”
“Enema?” Scootaloo asked.
“I think it’s better if you get a bit older before you hear about stuff like that. Oh, we’re already here.” Dash opened the big blue door and walked inside, prompting Scootaloo to sit down on her sofa as she went upstairs.
-Meanwhile, elsewhere-
“Ooh, it tickles!” The enema was starting to fill up Pinkie Pie’s ass. “This is going to be the BEST cake batter EVER once it comes out again!~ I SO can’t wait to taste it!”
Oh shit cakes! She's making shit cakes!

Scootaloo slumped down on the couch, and found it to be alot more comfortable than regular sofas. She heard Rainbow Dash rummaging through something upstairs. She had never been inside Dash’s home before, and was quite amazed at the vast amount of trophies and awards Dash had around, but she didn’t have time to look closer at them as Rainbow Dash was trotting down the stairway with a sly grin on her face.
“You like my trophies?”
“Yeah, you have a lot of them.” Scootaloo looked over on Dash’s trophies again. “you are really the best, Da-Eep!” Rainbow Dash nibbled on Scootaloo’s neck, biting down occasionally to leave red marks on her neck. “Ahhn! Rainbow Dash, what are you doing-- nngh~!” Dash licked upwards until she reached Scootaloo’s ear, bit on it and whispered.
“You look so cute when you squeal.” She picked up Scootaloo and started to fly towards her bedroom upstairs, still biting and nibbling all over Scootaloo’s neck, occasionally pecking her on the cheek.
As Nick from L4D2 would say: ah..TITS!

Scootaloo was put down in front of quite a large piece of machinery she had never seen before: It had straps made to hold ponies in place, and a device with a ‘+’ and a ‘-’ button on it.
“What’s that?” She asked.
"It's something from Rambo 2." In all seriousness, it actually is.

“This? It’s my most prized toy. You wanna try it out?” Dash answered.
“What does it do?” Scootaloo walked around it, looking all over the big ‘toy’.
“Trust me, you’ll like it. now come on, I’ll have to strap you onto it.” Scootaloo was strapped on tightly, and Rainbow Dash had picked out a large battery that she connected to the device. “This might hurt a little, okay?” Dash said, mostly to tease the little filly. She put on a pair of clamps on Scootaloo’s teats, making her yelp loudly. “Do you like that?” Scootaloo only nodded in response.
ALEX MASON AND THE PHONEBOOK BY DOCTOR SEUSS.

“Then you’ll like this more.” Rainbow Dash pressed the ‘+’ button once, and light electricity coursed through Scootaloo’s teats.
“Aaaaaaaah!” Scootaloo cramped up, jerking her hoofs around.
        “How about that?” Rainbow Dash had a large smile on her face as she saw Scootaloo grinning. “I guess you want some more then” She pressed the ‘+’ button again.
ONEC AN OPEN AN TIME, THERE WAS A VIETNAM VET NAMED ALECKS MASUN. AND HE DIDNT LIEK NUMBARSSSS

After several minutes of periodically amping up the electricity, Scootaloo was now completely lost in pleasure as her mane was frazzled and she was drooling.
“Hey Scoots, heads up.” Rainbow Dash had put on a glove.
“Mnnh... Wh- What are you- Ghnn!~” Dash put on a third clamp, this time on Scootaloo’s clit. Scootaloo could no longer control herself as she came several times, screaming in bliss.
TEHN WUN DEY, HE SAWE A PHUNEBOK. SO HE PUCKED EET UPS ANRD READS IST. ASND DEN HES RAED TEHH NEMBURS, ANDS CELLAD OUTS FUCKEN NUMBARSR AND CRIED LIKE A BITCH. nTTEH ENSDS.

“This is the finale, Okay?” She pressed the ‘+’ button one last time, setting it to max. Scootaloo cramped again, her hips jerking as she lost control of her bowels and started peeing and shitting all over Dash’s floor.
OH SHIT! SHITPISSTICLES! THERES SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE.

Dash lubed up her hoof and prodded Scootaloo’s ass as she was still pooping.
“D-Dash! I.. Hoof me! Hoof me hard!” Rainbow Dash obliged, rubbed around Scootaloo’s clit a bit to get her hoof more slick, and shoved it into her ass. “Yes! Ah, It- It’s so good!” Dash’s hoof was getting matted with poop, licking it off occasionally as she kept pushing further inside Scootaloo’s tight ass. After a few minutes Dash turned the machine off and unstrapped Scootaloo from the machine.
AS ELLIS WOULD SAY: HOLEEE SHEEET!

“Did you have fun?” She had set Scootaloo down on the newly-soiled floor.
“Y-yeah, I did...” She was starting to grind against the floor, rubbing her feces against her butt, grinding her shit-covered hoof against her clitoris.
THE CAT IN THE HAT HAD SEX WITH A MAT. BUT THEN HE BECAME FAT AND DIED OF A HEART ATTACK. THE END.

“Oh, you still have some fight in you, huh?” Dash turned around and rubbed her ass against Scootaloo’s face as she started lapping away, prodding at Rainbow Dash’s pucker. It tasted sweet and spicy. “You’re apparently hungry for more... So have all that you want!” Dash started to squeeze out a turd into Scootaloo’s eager mouth, swallowing all that she could, the trickling delicious taste filling up her senses, the occasional bits falling down, staining her body.
Eating shit. Fucking wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.

“Mmmnhh... ‘Slurp’ Ahhn...” Scootaloo loved it, she was shoving her tongue into Dash’s asshole in between the shit, to get as much of the taste as possible. When Dash had finished pooping, she turned around again and started making out with Scootaloo, savoring the moment for a long time, and playing around with the bits Scootaloo had not yet swallowed. After fooling around for a while and making out they headed for Dash's bathroom. As they entered her bathroom, Rainbow Dash was still licking at Scootaloo, cleaning up what remained of the poop.
Jesus christ, she even likes the taste of it! That's why I hate chocolate ice cream.

“Hey, Rainbow Dash?” Scootaloo was looking at her with the most adorable eyes, Rainbow Dash thought.
“Can I... Can you... pee on me?” Her voice trailing off.
OH FUCK YOU, MISTERNONYMOUS.

“Sure, Kiddo. just lay down on your back and let me get into position.” Scootaloo did as she was told and once she opened her eyes again she was staring into Rainbow Dash’s dripping cunt. She opened her mouth as Dash was starting to piss. Most of it got on her face or on her belly, but she didn’t mind, she was enjoying it far too much to care. Rainbow Dash suddenly planted her butt on top of Scootaloo’s face again, this time so she could reach Dash’s pussy. She licked away with great vigor, sucking on her clit from time to time, until Dash finally came. Exhausted, she laid down next to Scootaloo, their hind legs crossing as the two grinded against each other lazilly.
Well, PISS!

“Rainbow Dash?”
“Yeah, Kiddo?”
Prepare for the worst best joke ever.

“I love you.”
“Hah, I love me, too.”
HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHJDSJIISKYGSUGDBNUIUSNOIBHDNHBNSDLXKNSD
LJDHBNKJDKLKLJDNKJLKJDNNIXJHJIKSJKLDCJNKLKXDNLZKJX No.

“Heey, don’t joke around like that.”
“Sorry, Scoots.” She kissed her. “I love you too.”
The fucking end. I hate this fucking piece of shit. Now, I gotta go eat dinner. Goodbye.

EDIT: I found that watersports is the piss fetish. WUNDERBAF.

8 comments:

  1. ......k........cool story bro

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  2. Is it wrong that this gave me a boner?

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  3. ..........uhhhhhh.im not sure what to think so I'll just flip out too. YTFGGHGCDSRSTVG5.5,,?,)y gcyxh6fgiuf d,5..)DVD yv

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  4. What the fuck did I just read...?

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  5. What... the... hell... Ugh... this story was as horrible as the "Sweet Apple Massacre" fanfic... Disgusting... the author should be ashamed... I mean, I liked "Lil Miss Rarity", but she doesn't go too far with it...

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  6. WAT. THE. FUCK. DID. I. JUST. READ?!?!??!?

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