This is not a new review, don't get your hopes up.
This was deleted literally a few seconds ago, because I don't want fucking traffic from Know Your Cancer.
Re-read and re-enjoy.
I'm sorry guys. I'm so sorry. Loyal readers of this blog, I am so fucking sorry. In my time, I found this fanfiction. When I first saw it, I was like "Ha, how bad could it be?" The answer: bad. Really bad. This is worse than Cupcakes. Yes, I found its official replacement as worse fanfiction. Anyway, we will begin.
WARNING: The following fic contains Rape, Sadism, Blood and Gore, Feces and Urine. In other words, Rape, Violence, Guts, Shit and Piss. Please, DO NOT ENJOY.
It is I, the seal. harpseal2. Huge fucking faggot. Yeah, I know.
It's been a real long time, y'know. Three fuckin' years since I posted my final fucking fanfic review.
A lot has happened in those three years, man.
1) I learnt to play guitar, and now I'm better than Eric Clapton (who sucks shit).
2) I started an account on FimFiction, and I have been continuing to write uninspired drivel on that autistic fuckhole.
3) ...nothing else really.
Well, I decided to come out of the closet fanfic review retirement, and I'm reviewing one last fic. Yes, people, this is my last shot.
Today, we are reviewing My Disco, by famed Fimfic author...
This is my favourite fic that I wrote.
Warning!: Contains gore, violence, copious amounts of unpleasant language, and all around icky poo-poo-ness.